Cannes Turns Into Spring Break NSFW

The Daily Mail is lamenting the moral decline of the once glamorous Cannes Film Festival.

Where Hollywood’s greatest names - from Kirk Douglas and Gregory Peck to Audrey Hepburn and Bette Davis - once strolled along the beach, freeloading Britons and uncouth Eurotrash now congregate, united in their desire to get high on sex, drink and drugs.

Only in The Daily Mail would “uncouth Eurotrash” be said with a straight face. And, P.S., is that Christian Slater?