Fling Chocolate Wants To Give You The Finger

This naughty (nasty? nauseating?) commercial for Mars’ new chocolate bar, Fling, contains simulated sex in a dressing room. We’re not offended by the suggestion that two people were becoming BUFU buddies at a TJ Maxx, but we do wonder why every god damn food product marketed towards ladypeople has to be wrapped in pink and be low in calories. If I’m going to stick something chocolatey in my mouth, I want it to be long, fat and… not covered in pink glitter.

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