Howard K. Stern Pleads Not Guilty To Supplying Anna Nicole With Drugs, Says Medical Laws Don’t Apply To Him

Anna Nicole Smith’s former lawyer and kind of lover Howard K. Stern plead not guilty today on charges that he furnished the star with illegal prescription drugs. Howard’s lawyer said laws about distributing prescriptions don’t apply to him because he’s not a doctor. Kind of like how, that one time we killed a hooker and buried her in the New Mexico desert, the law didn’t apply to us because what are we, a scientist?!

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2009/05/anna-nicole-smith-1.html