Jessica Alba Digs Through Neighbors’ Garbage, Alleges Trashy Tabloid

Star magazine got their hands on a photo of Jessica Alba looking startled by a trash can and so came to the conclusion that she enjoys sifting through her neighbors’ trash. Aaaand this marks the first time we’ve empathized with Jessica Alba. Our terrible neighbors once accused us of going through their garbage, as if we wanted anything to do with their leftover moussaka and soiled Depends.