Jose Conseco Runs Away From/Is Pummeled By Giant Korean In First MMA Bout

Jose Conseco, who left Major League Baseball in a cloud of controversy when he tested positive for steroid use and then ratted out everyone else for the same in his tell-all book, has taken up a new career in the mouthbreathing sport of Mixed Martial Arts. (Oh, blow it out your ass.) While in poofy baseball, Conseco’s illicit drugs may have made him a big slugger, in this sport, Conseco is a sad, little man. Watch him run screaming from 7-foot, 2-inch, 330-pound, South Korean, super heavy weight Hong Man Choi during his debut fight which took place today in Yokohama, Japan.