The Killers Are Huge In Europe

Poor Brandon Flowers, lead singer of The Killers, is lamenting in British music rag NME that America won’t let his band grow into a Led Zeppelin or a Nirvana. Sorry, Brandon, but I don’t think it’s America that’s stopping you. It’s more like your sound which is that of a Coldplay or an Air Supply. Also, never insult Led Zeppelin again by mentioning them in the same sentence as Nirvana or i will come to your house and force you to listen to “Come As You Are” on a loop until you scream like the over-produced pop pansy rocker that you are.