HOLY SHIT! USA Beats Spain!

Aaah eek quick! Somehow, totally inconceivably, Team USA has beaten mucho machos of the world Spain in their Confederations Cup semifinal match today (mere days after Obama accepted the invitation to attend the World Cup — coincidence?) Quick! Go out there and play the lottery! Kiss that girl! Try to bench twice what you usually do, after drinking eight shots of whiskey. Anything is possible today, apparently.

http://goal.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/06/24/us-topples-spain-2-0/?em