Is Kaka Moving In Con Los Blancos Or Not?

There were reports yesterday that 27 year old Brazilian badass, Kaka, agreed to a transfer from AC Milan to Los Blancos de Real Madrid for a £56m fee (which translates to a veritable shitton of crappy US dollars).

BUT WAIT, there have been other reports that Chelsea has swooped in with a £73.5m offer for Kaka (which translates to a veritable shityshitton of crappy US dollars). Chelsea calls this rumour “totally untrue” but nobody believes them because they are run by a shady Russian oligarch.

MOREOVER, there are suggestions that Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, the owner of AC Milan, does not want to part with Kaka because of European elections taking place on Thursday.

It’s a clusterfuck of drama, y’all, which proves that the offseason can be even more soap operatic than the reg.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/europe/8082147.stm