Jeff Goldblum And Harrison Ford Are Not In Fact Dead

Despite two fan favorite celebrities dying Thursday, rumors that Jeff Goldblum and Harrison Ford’s deaths are false. It was not a complete massacre for the hearts and minds of celebrity lovers, although it was close.

For some stupid reason, a few blogs took advantage of the untimely death furor sweeping the world and made the claim that a couple of other more manly icons were dead too.

Stop the insanity, people. Let us mourn for a bit. Hopefully our adored famosos will stay alive Friday or we may lose it and spend the next week in Argentina crying and fucking our eyes/brains out.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2009/06/25/2009-06-25_jeff_goldblum_harrison_ford_dead_fake_news_stories_make_dire_claims.html