Ozzie Guillen Mocks “Ozzie Mows Wrigley Field” T-Shirt, By Wearing It To Work

According the Chicago Tribune, the ever socially-conscious Chicago White Sox Manager Ozzie Guillen bought the ”Ozzie Mows Wrigley Field” T-shirt and wore it in the White Sox clubhouse. “I might cut lawns but I don’t stand in the rain selling T-shirts,” Guillen said, laughing. This likely won’t trouble anyone because “sports are for dumb people.”

[Ed: Indeed. Can't these dumb jocks, (or fatasses in the stands), come up with a more unique racist burn against Latino men than garden care? How about, "Ozzie has sex with my wife when I'm at work"? Or "Ozzie can bus the hell out of some tables for no money"? Come on, guys. There are a lot of Latino baseball players out there. You're going to have to do better than this.]