Panda Sexpress

Alan David Berlin, an aide to Harrisburg Pa state representative, was accused last week of propositioning a 15-year old over the interwebs for sex. While dressed as a panda. wearing a diaper. The criminal report states that Berlin ‘proposed traveling to the boy’s home in Harrisburg, about 20 miles from Carlisle, and having sex in the backyard and in a shed on his parents’ property. He also allegedly offered to arrange a meeting in a hotel room so Mr. Berlin could take photos of the boy and another adult having sex.’ Creepy!!

And, in related news, Sex and the City star Cynthia Nixon’s soon to be wife, Christine Marinoni, will be starring as Berlin in the Lifetime Movie Network adaption, Who’s Your Daddy, Panda?’

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/09150/973907-455.stm