Update: FAKE Phil Spector Twittering From Jail (Still Awesome)

Selected highlights from FAKE Phil Spector’s Twitter account:

Wilson is getting fat. I must be feeding him too much. Or maybe this one isn’t Wilson. hmm.
about 1 hour ago from web

My previous tweet in Japanese was meant for Yoko.
about 2 hours ago from web

Sitting on the edge of my bed tickling my own feet.
about 22 hours ago from web

There’s a weird looking spider in here with ‘don’t fuck with me’ written all over it.
12:43 PM May 31st from web

Finished reading The Book Of The Damned. About to write an angry letter to the governer demanding that they return my wig.
6:06 PM May 30th from web

To all intents and purposes I would say I’m probably relatively insane, to an extent.
8:32 AM May 30th from web

My mother and father were first cousins. I don’t know genetically whether or not that has something to do with who I am and what I became.
8:29 AM May 30th from web

Only 18 years and 364 days to go.
8:01 AM May 30th from web

I’m concerned with the fact that I have not been made a doctor at any college and Bill Cosby has, even Dylan has.
7:01 PM May 29th from web

Back soon need a crap.
6:28 PM May 29th from web

Have befriended a cockroach. I’m naming him Wilson.
5:20 PM May 29th from web

Moved to a private cell in a special wing of the prison. I’m allowed to keep my ipod and my laptop but getting no special treatment.
4:34 PM May 29th from web

As if it wasn’t bad enough I got locked up for 19 years, the bastards even confiscated my wig.
4:28 PM May 29th from web

I’m not a bona fide human being.
1:12 PM May 28th from web

Today my hair is a riot.
12:44 PM May 28th from web

Just watched a spider try to fuck an ant
7:25 PM May 27th from web

http://twitter.com/philspector/