Stripper Sakeena Shageer Sued For Kicking Man From Stage

How has this never happened before? A Florida man, (especially how has this never happened in Florida?) Michael Ireland, says exotic dancer Sakeena Shageer struck him “suddenly and without warning” from the stripper stage with her foot. Wearing clear heels, no doubt.

Ireland suffered a broken nose and broken bones around his eye and had to undergo surgery for which Ms. Shageer’s employer, Cheetah nightclub, would not pay. Shocking, really. We thought strippers were well insured.

We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again. God. Bless. Florida.

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/06/03/Suit-Man-injured-by-stripper-kick/UPI-10231244058415/