Two Hooligans Shot Dead In Argentina After Enjoying A Futbol Game

Shit got crazy in Buenos Aires after Huracan beat Arsenal de Sarandí yesterday. Nobody knows who shot who or which team they were rooting for or which girlfriend’s ass they may or may not have slapped. All we know is that there are people dead and futbol was played, but Anibal Fernandez, minister of Justice and Security of Argentina, said about the parties involved, “They are delinquents. We do not see this as a sports security problem.” So keep going to games and get shot on your own time, you deliquent ass fools.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/soccer/wires/06/22/2020.ap.soc.argentina.deaths.0191/index.html?eref=si_soccer