Vitali Klitschko Wins In Court, Can Now Fight Anybody In Ring

World Boxing Council (WBC) Heavyweight Champion, Vitali Klitschko (Mama Klitschko’s favorite), didn’t want to fight some asshole named, Oleg Maskaev, so he went to arbitration to fight for his right to fiiiiiiight someone else. Vitali plans to shove his Russian hammer inside somebody like David Haye or Chris Arreola, neither of whom we’ve ever heard of cause the heavyweight division is a barren wasteland of unmarketable losers. Note to America, please teach gregarious fat kids how to box so we can once again be entertained by heavyweighted sweet scientists.

http://www.boxingnews24.com/2009/06/vitali-klitschko-wins-arbitration-case-can-fight-who-he-wants-next-news/