65 Year-Old Hookers Kill Midget Wrestler Duo

Police have found one of the two hookers connected to the deaths of two brothers who also happened to be professional wrestlers and midgets. These ladies of the night did not mess around. An autopsy on the two wrestlers, La Parkita (little Death) and El Espectrito Jr., detected a substance found in eye drops that can damage the nervous system when mixed with alcohol. Several reports claim that these hookers are part of a gang called The Drops. Yet another reason we need to mix our own drinks!
You will be missed La Parkita and El Espectrito Jr.