Hershel McGriff Is A NASCAR Driver That’s Old As Dirt

Hershel McGriff is so old, Jesus signed his yearbook. Hershel McGriff is so old, his memories are in black and white. Hershel McGriff is so old, he walked into an antique store and they put him up for sale. Hershel McGriff is so old, that when he races in a NASCAR race, it’s fucking newsworthy. Hershel McGriff is so old, he’s 81. Hershel McGriff is so old, he became NASCAR’s oldest driver when he placed 13th on the road course at Portland International Raceway Sunday.

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