“Machete” The Movie Coming Soon? We Hope So, Ese!

In the Robert Rodriguez flick Grindhouse, there were several trailers for fake upcoming movies, the best of which was Machete. Machete is the tale of an Ex-Federale and his skills with bladed weapons.  It has been rumored that this was being made into a feature…but could it be true? Starring Danny Trejo, there are rumors that he will be joined by Michelle Rodriguez, Jonah Hill (you know, the fat kid from every Judd Apatow movie), and Robert “Mutherfucking” DeNiro as the corrupt Mexican senator Machete must take down.

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