Manny Ramirez Returns To Los Dodgers

Fresh off suspension for testing positive for women’s fertility drugs, Manny returned to the Los Angeles Dodgers lineup up last night and said he was nervous at first, but once he stepped to the plate he felt fine. Despite being comfortable, Manny went 0-3 with a walk, two ground outs and a pop out. HE’S BACK Y’ALL!!! Or will be in a few games once he gets his bearings. As Manny says, “whatever happened in the past, leave it in the past and move on.” That’s the same line we use on chicks who get pissed when we cheat on them. Well played.

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