Socialism You Can Use: Minimum Wage Hike In Effect Today

Hey poor people living off minimum wage: you just got a raise! Ha, you probably didn’t know that cause you’re too stupid to get a real job and you’re busy cleaning up after us rather than reading the internet. Hell, you probs can’t even read. Anyway, if you do somehow hear that you’re getting $7.25 an hour now, celebrate. And thanks for doing the shit work. We hope this increase makes it a little easier for you and your family.

http://www.npr.org/blogs/money/2009/07/a_minimum_wage_paradox_hike_do.html