Oguchi Onyewu Going To AC Milan: That’s Big Time

Since you’re probably racist, upon reading the headline you were all like, who’s this Oguuuuuuchi Onyewuuuuuu and why should I give a damn? Welllllll, Oguchi Onyewu is a 27 year old native of Washington D.C. (with parents from Nigeria) who plays centerback for the U.S. Men’s National Team. AC Milan is a superpower soccer team in Milan, Italy. This stuff is hard to grasp. The point and what makes this so fucking awesome is that Onyewu is the first US MNT member to join a team in Italy’s top division in THIRTEEN years. Apparently, Oguchi played so well against Spain and Brazil in the recent Confederations Cup that AC Milan said, what the hell, let’s try an American for a change. Congrats to the African-named American and let’s hope he kicks some pasta-eating ass!

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/soccer/07/07/onyewu.milan/index.html?eref=T1