Rhode Island Will Not Be Tipping The 16 Year Old Ladies Tonight

The Rhode Island job market is about to get a lot tougher for teen girls. In Rhode Island, it is currently legal for a 16 year old to “perform” in an exotic club, although the folks at city hall are fighting to have that law changed. While we agree that the girl that set this crusade for minors’ rights into motion, a 16 year old runaway, should most likely get help and get a job at Wendy’s or The Fashion Bug, what about the wholesome girls who just want to DANCE? Like Elizabeth Berkeley in Showgirls. Or the budding anthropologist in 5th period with glasses but a decent body? Where are their advocates?