Ricky Rubio Hates America, Not Coming Back For Two Years

Drafted 5th overall by the Minnesota Timberwolves  in last week’s NBA Draft, Ricky Rubio is telling everybody in the USofA to go fuck themselves because he wants to stay in Ethpaña, probs after a convo with Gwyneth. The real reason likely has to do with David (the Wrath of) Khan selecting ANOTHER point guard, Jonny Flynn, right after RR with the 6th selection. Khan claims to have intended that the two PGs play together, but that ain’t happening cause Ricky is out this bitch. Timberwolvian FAIL.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Report-Ricky-Rubio-will-stay-in-Spain-for-two-m?urn=nba,174435