Ryan Phillippe, Val Kilmer To Further Ruin Lorne Michaels' Reputation With "MacGruber" Movie. Really!

Again: No, REALLY, there's going to be a MacGruber movie and it's going to have Will Forte and Kristen Wiig in it and it will presumably be more than 40 seconds long. Val Kilmer and Ryan Phillippe are rumored to be joining the cast of the film, which is really happening, with real money and everything. Lorne Michaels, whose singular comedic vision and significant contributions to pop culture will be forever stained by movies about Pat the ladyman and Stuart Smalley and whatever else, will produce, for real.