Tim Tebow Is A Virgin: In Da Butt Doesn’t Count

Heisman winning Florida quarterback, Tim Tebow was inappropriately asked whether he has had sex or not at the Southeastern Conference media day and he said, “No, I have not.” Tebow is a Christian who reportedly “talks the talk and walks the walk” when it comes to worshipping God through abstaining from putting his penis into vaginas. As you may know, Christians are prone to creatively making exceptions for fun activities that are inconveniently deemed sins. So, despite it being none of our goddamn business, we find it highly likely that Tim Tebow’s penis has found its way to a variety of women’s wet places, even if in his little mind he’s still carrying the V-Card.

http://blogs.suntimes.com/sportsprose/2009/07/tim_tebow_a_virgin.html