Tony Romo Dumped Jessica Simpson By Leaving Her At An IHOP Parking Lot

In a move that either proves he’s an enormous douchewad or the smartest person in the world, Tony Romo dumped Jessica Simpson by ordering her out of his car at an IHOP in Texas. The National Enquirer reports that the Cowboys quarterback reached his limit after a tense three hour car ride with the singer, who had recently reconnected with ex-boyfriend John Mayer at a birthday party. Simpson was left crying for hours waiting for someone to pick her up. Somewhere, Nick Lachey is reading this, nodding his head, and mumbling, “I understand.”

Tony Romo left Jessica Simpson in an IHOP parking lot in the middle of Texas [Celebitchy]