Updated (Again Again Again) 4-0: US MNT vs. Grenada In Gold Cup: We’re Watching Right Now

It’s back to life, back to reality, will it be a let down? The US Men’s National Team plays the Spice Boyz del Grenada right fucking now gente!!!  They’re at Qwest Field in Seattle and it’s on Fox Soccer Channel and Telefutura. We’ll update if when anything cool happens.

K, that didn’t take long, Freddy Adu shot in a sweet driving goal to the  lower right corner in the 7th minute on an assist from Robbie Rogers. Let’s get it poppin.

Oh hell yes, badassmotherfucking Robbie Rogers just lobbed another sweet cross into the box and it was hit in with the head of Stuart Holden in the 31st minute. Nice work.

Our new BMFF, Robbie “I Love You, Man” Rogers just smacked in a sweet goal in the 213812 minute (chill out, we’re drunk) in a triumph against the Spice Boyz. Gracias, amigo.

Alright then, it’s a bloodbath. Charlie Davies just blasted one in as he separated from the back line in the 68th minute. Let’s party.