Bride Spends Wedding Night In Back Seat Of BMW With Crate Of Vodka

A drunken bride spent her wedding night passed the fuck out in the back seat of a BMW in Germany recently with nothing but a crate of vodka, her wedding dress and a complete lack of dignity. She didn’t even wake up as the cops broke the window to retrieve her ass. She was confused and didn’t know where the car keys or her husband were. Sounds like she got some splainin to do!