Cristiano Ronaldo Is “Crestfallen” At Real Madrid

Reports are out today that Cristiano Ronaldo is having a hard time adjusting to La Liga and may in fact have “Zidane Syndrome.” (We think that means he’s been headbutting people on the reg.) Perhaps Ronaldo is too concerned with his LEGS, to integrate comfortably with his teammates, but this report is likely just an attempt to drum up drama in anticipation for the regular season. However, unnamed sources suggest, Ronaldo ” is suffering from anxiety and pressure, and that his colleagues believe he is crestfallen.”