Mom Drags Kid On Leash

A woman was arrested this week after she drug her child (or crotch fruit) around a Verizon store on a leash. Many childcare advocates think that taking your kids around on a leash is dehumanizing and cruel. To those critics we say that a kid and a dog are almost the same creature until about age 7. You aren’t fully a human until you can go a full 24 hours without shitting your pants.