Real Madrid Buying Xabi Alonso From Liverpool

Los Merengues de Real Madrid have apparently agreed to pay Liverpool a 32 million euro transfer fee to obtain the services of Spanish star Xabi Alonso. Real Madrid are spending SHIT TONS of euros after being thumped at every turn by the Blaugrana of Barcelona last season. Xabi’s dad played for Barca, so he’s probably totally pissed at his dumbass son. Oh wait no, daddy likely realized long ago, cash rules everything around me, so it’s cool to get the money, dollar dollar bills y’all.

In any event, please enjoy saying schabbyschabbyschabby for the remainder of your day.

http://www.goal.com/en/news/12/spain/2009/08/03/1419386/real-madrid-agree-xabi-alonso-deal-report