Standard Hotel New York Has Naked People, Porn, Roomservice

25 August 2009, 10:11 AM. By Cindy Casares

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People in the meatpacking district of Manhattan say they are being accosted by The Standard Hotel’s naked guests through their floor to ceiling windows which overlook a huge park and some neighboring properties.

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The Standard, long known for it’s ridiculously cheap hipster digs in America’s most annoying hippest cities, has even gone so far as to encourage the nudity, posting the headline, “it’s all about sex, all the time” on their Facebook page. But the meatpacking district is no longer cool or edgy. It’s full of rich people and their horrible, little children and those children must have their eyes protected from illicit, hipster sex. (Guests have been spotted wanking, boinking and even shooting porn in full view of passersby.) So, The Standard is going to have to either fix its windows or penalize (heh) its patrons who parade naked by them. Our question: Why should The Standard be held to a different standard than the rest of Manhattan?

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  1. laroncha
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    HA! In Hawaii during whale season, some hotels have binoculars in the guest rooms. a couple years back I was at the Westin Maui, with the binoculars. and we were scoping out the people at the hotel next door, The Whaler. We actually found some people doing the dirty. We never saw any whales.

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