Cristian Castro Masturbates 3 Times A Week

Enelbrasero.com is reporting that Cristian Castro masturbates 3 times a week. Masturbating 3 times a week isn’t all that shocking, really. That’s just a dude being a dude. It’s what he said afterwards that really makes us giggle:

“I don’t understand why I prefer to masturbate than to be with a woman”

The obvious conclusion here would be to say that he’s gay. But we’re not gonna go there. We think it might actually be because of his choice in women:

To be fair, he’s no prize either. Boys will be boys?