Kim Mathers Says Eminem Has A Small Penis

Kim Mathers, ex-wife of Enimen and the subject of many of his songs before he decided it was potentially more profitable to bash Mariah instead, has come forward with news that he has a small penis.

Says Kim:

“He’s not very well endowed. If you’re going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work.”

Now, correct us if we’re wrong, but wouldn’t Viagra just make his tiny baby boner last longer, not make it any longer? Silly.

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