Shakira: “Maybe I Got A Nose Job, Maybe I Didn’t”

According to Colombian newspaper El Tiempo, Shakira has confessed - for the first time ever - to have undergone cosmetic surgery:

“My breasts, definitely not. My nose, maybe.’”

Maybe? What do you mean “maybe?” You either got sliced or you didn’t, Loba.

I wonder if she howled as she was going through it: “Ooohhhuuu…ccchh! Eso duele doctor!” Seriously, judging by this:

I think she’s gotten more than a maybe nose job. That or her photoshop team is putting in some extra hours.

But forget all that, this is what Shakira’s next maybe-surgery should do for her: