Shakira In October Issue Of Fashion Magazine

Shakira, or She-Beast, is on the cover of Fashion Magazine’s October issue. ‘Chahqueera,’ as some fans hilariously pronounce her name, says: “the album is about the woman who knows what she wants, a woman who is in touch with her subconscious desires, and she fights for them with teeth and claws like a wild beast. I have always felt that I am not completely human, in a way. I’ve always felt this other animal inside me. This other animal that doesn’t make a lot of sense; it’s just primitive”.

I say La Tigresa Del Oriente needs to come in a bitch slap Shakira. Show her what being “primitive” is all about!