Christian Louboutin Thinks Barbie Has Cankles

Christian Louboutin, show designer and expert on the female form, believes astronaut / doctor / international model Barbie (née Barbara Millicent Roberts) has cankles, so he will rework the famous doll into a slimmer, less ankley version of herself due out this May. Maybe he can do something about her eyelids, too? They’re kind of fat, no offense.

Latest ‘Barbie-fat’ flap shows how out-of-touch fashion designers can be [NY Daily News]