Guiliano Stroe, Five Year Old Body Builder & Guinness World Record Holder, Creeps Us Out

If you’re in the mood to feel like a girly man, check out five year-old Guiliano Stroe from Italy who holds the Guinness Book of World Record’s title for the “fastest ever 10-meter walk with a weight ball between his legs in 24 seconds.” Then weep for little boys everywhere.

This cannot be good for his psychological health. Or maybe it’s ours. Giuliano has been training with his dad since “he was born,” according to his father. Hopefully there are no roids involved, but the guido music alone has obviously cemented this kid’s future as Euro trash.