Stupidity: Teen Arrested For Assault With A Burrito

Burrito Fiend

A teenager in Hernando Beach, (wait for it, wait for it) Florida, threw a burrito at a passing car and the man in that car chased him down and turned him in to the cops–now he’s been arrested. John Addie, 46, was the angry victim who chased his perpetrator–a fifteen year-old pulling a prank–until he was able to copy down his vehicle tags and call them in to the police.

When deputies arrived, they noticed a chip in the windshield where the object struck and also the contents of a burrito on Addie, the driver’s seat and a portion of the windshield.

Addie was not injured as a result of being hit by the burrito, deputies said.

Oh, for the love of Pedro Infante. The teen is now in juvie in Ocala where he only gets to eat burritos on Sundays.

Teen arrested for striking driver with burrito [Hernando Today]