Absentee Parents: Record A Bedtime Story For Your Kids Online

A Story Before Bed lets you record yourself reading a bedtime story for your kids when you can’t be there in person. Just like mom used to make. What? Look, you deadbeat. Quit thinking you’re going to save the world or write the next, great, American screenplay. First of all, Hollywood is only interested in Star Trek remakes and, second of all, do you know how much money in therapy we’ve spent on abandonment issues? Get the fuck home to your kids.