Onion Article Reveals Lou Dobbs Has Been Living In U.S. Illegally

The Onion has revealed that former CNN host Lou Dobbs has been living in this country illegally since 1961:

Acting on anonymous tips from within the Hispanic-American community, U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials on Wednesday deported Luis Miguel Salvador Aguila Dominguez, who for the last 48 years had been living illegally in the United States under the name Lou Dobbs.

God. These people.

U.S. Deports Lou Dobbs [The Onion]