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Belinda is tired of you, the press, and all the imaginary people who pick on her. But her crocodile tears ain't fooling nobody.
It turns out Belinda feels hounded by the press (what? A celebrity? How!?!) she's depressed, anxious, and terrified. I guess Giovanni isn't keeping her as happy as we were told. But she's done nothing to deserve this(!) for you see, all she does is "work very, very hard." Belinda just wants people to think of her as "una chingona" [badass] - which she clearly accomplishes by crying on national television - right?
Check out the clip, her terrible acting barely lasts five seconds. To make things worse, her fresa [posh] accent makes Paulina Rubio sound like a construction worker:
Santa, here's this years Christmas list:
1) Get rid of all the Lady Gaga advertisement in NYC forever.
2) Don't let Chavela Vargas die until I meet her.
3) Throw Belinda's ass into Tepito for a full year.
Belinda Cries While Telling Reporters She Wants To Be Thought Of As "A Chingona." What?
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Belinda is tired of you, the press, and all the imaginary people who pick on her. But her crocodile tears ain't fooling nobody.
It turns out Belinda feels hounded by the press (what? A celebrity? How!?!) she's depressed, anxious, and terrified. I guess Giovanni isn't keeping her as happy as we were told. But she's done nothing to deserve this(!) for you see, all she does is "work very, very hard." Belinda just wants people to think of her as "una chingona" [badass] - which she clearly accomplishes by crying on national television - right?
Check out the clip, her terrible acting barely lasts five seconds. To make things worse, her fresa [posh] accent makes Paulina Rubio sound like a construction worker:
Santa, here's this years Christmas list:
1) Get rid of all the Lady Gaga advertisement in NYC forever.
2) Don't let Chavela Vargas die until I meet her.
3) Throw Belinda's ass into Tepito for a full year.
What do you think?
- LOL
- CHISPAS
- AY DIOS MIO
- QUE CUTE
- NERDO
- NACO
- CURSI
- QUE COOL
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No idea who this Belinda person is and I'm glad I don't. That would mean I have no friends.
Replyi'm all for her staying in Tepito till she no longer feels the urge to refer to herself in the first person (as she does in the clip) or the urge to sport that horrid daniela romo length hair (as shown in the pic)
ReplyBelinda que payasita eres Mi Amor. ja. hay les va una pa que se carcajeen: Aquella linda chica lucia un par de medias tejidas con dibujos propios de la temporada. Cada media tenia un letrero. "Feliz Navidad", decia una; y la otra decia: "Y prospero Ano Nuevo". Un borrachin vio las medias y le dijo a la muchacha con tartajosa voz: "¡Como me gustaria verte entre las fiestas, mamacita!"...
ReplyNena chistosa y bien graciosa. Belinda is the perfect product of the Televisa studio system. Spoiled, coddled, pretty and talentless.
ReplyLOL.....creo que el borrachin fue mi papa
Replyjaja. que padre.
ReplyPlease let Santa know that I would also like the second one on your wish list.
ReplyWhat is going on with her lips in that picture?
Replyyou lucky!
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