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Jesus motherf@#$ing Christ, why didn't I think about it before? Belinda is a total size queen! One dear writer from the aptly and very creatively named "Ooorale" magazine has put it into clear perspective; Giovanni Dos Santos "vive lejos" [lives far - slang for having a big penis].
According to David Estrada, a close source to Giovanni Dos Santos filled in on this scandalous chisme:
"Last week I attended a party where I bumped into a good friend of Giovanni. After a while, I started to get the soup [gossip] out of him. He told me Giovanni is head-over-heels for Belinda and that he was really heart broken when he heard about her and that male friend who supposedly made out. But they are so in love, they got over it quickly."
David Estrada then proceeded to ask what I'm sure most racists in Mexico have been wanting to ask but dare not:
"I asked why somebody as pretty as Belinda would want to date a morenito [dark skinned guy] that resembles Memin Pinguin? My source cleared it up for me: "Don't you know that morenos have big dicks? That's why she's always smiling.""
Nice one, David. You've set back our people many, many centuries.
Is Belinda Dating Giovanni Dos Santos For His Supposed Big Member? A Racist Gossip Writer Seems To Think So
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Jesus motherf@#$ing Christ, why didn't I think about it before? Belinda is a total size queen! One dear writer from the aptly and very creatively named "Ooorale" magazine has put it into clear perspective; Giovanni Dos Santos "vive lejos" [lives far - slang for having a big penis].
According to David Estrada, a close source to Giovanni Dos Santos filled in on this scandalous chisme:
"Last week I attended a party where I bumped into a good friend of Giovanni. After a while, I started to get the soup [gossip] out of him. He told me Giovanni is head-over-heels for Belinda and that he was really heart broken when he heard about her and that male friend who supposedly made out. But they are so in love, they got over it quickly."
David Estrada then proceeded to ask what I'm sure most racists in Mexico have been wanting to ask but dare not:
"I asked why somebody as pretty as Belinda would want to date a morenito [dark skinned guy] that resembles Memin Pinguin? My source cleared it up for me: "Don't you know that morenos have big dicks? That's why she's always smiling.""
Nice one, David. You've set back our people many, many centuries.
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"La Lengua"? "Oral-e"? Jajajaja.
Replymy hands-on field studies have shown no correlation between race and size :)
Replyseras muy promiscua?
ReplyThat is hilarious.
Replyme encantan las entrevistas, mi signo zodiacal is libra y mi color favorito es el rosado caliente!
Replyese comentario me hace vibrar. wow! buenisima respuesta. jaja.
Replygracias
ReplySorry to say I am not surprised, and I have been waiting for this sort of comment. It did take a bit longer than I did predict.
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