You're Old: Eleven Year-Old Gives Birth And Other Child Prodigies

An eleven year-old girl in the northeastern part of the United States whose identity is being kept private, has given birth to a baby. This is huge news on google trends because, apparently, most of America has never lived in a poverty-stricken slum where, unfortunately, little girls get pregnant all the time. Often by their relatives. In other news, a thirteen year-old boy named David Sills has committed to attending USC because the recruiter for that college is already jocking him, he's such an amazing quarterback. What have you done with your life today, loser?

Girl, 11, Gives Birth to Baby Boy in Northeast Hospital [Fox]