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Recent Posts

Friday Night Lights Review: The One Where They Don’t Play Any Football Because They’re Too Busy Doing Other Things

By Fidel Martinez at 3:59 PM.

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Alright güeys, it’s time for your weekly dose of Friday Night Lights, the football drama where they don’t play any damn football. Let’s get to it.

Girls That Make Us Pretend We Care About Fashion: Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2009

By Fidel Martinez at 1:36 PM.

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Last night was the 2009 edition of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, and as per usual, it did not disappoint. Among the stunningly gorgeous women who rocked the lingerie were Alessandra Ambrosio, Marissa Miller, and Miranda Kerr.

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

By Fidel Martinez at 1:35 PM.

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Breaking: 17 People Arrested For Fixing Up To 200 Soccer Matches In Europe

By Fidel Martinez at 11:59 AM.

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Soccer in Europe can’t catch a break. While everyone has been focusing on the Theirry Henry handball controversy, it’s been reported that German authorities have arrested 17 people in connection with the manipulation and fixing of about 200 games in 9 different European countries.

White: The iPod Of Water Pipes

By Fidel Martinez at 6:06 PM.

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Are you an Apple aficionado who also likes a good toke? If so, say hello to “White”, a bong/smoking apparatus created by Lebanese design firm Tribudesign. “White” looks like the iPod shuffle, and we’d be surprised to discover that the similarity in design was not on purpose.

Video Interview: UFC ’s Tito Ortiz Fights For You and Me

By Fidel Martinez at 4:42 PM.

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When Tito Ortiz enters the octagon this weekend for UFC 106’s main event, he’ll be representing all of the 30 million Latinos living in the United States. Well, at least that’s what he said in an interview with Univision.

Sofia Vergara Still Melts Our Hearts

By Fidel Martinez at 2:23 PM.

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As you may have noticed, we have been talking a lot about Sofia Vergara lately. We can’t help ourselves. The smokin’ hot Colombian has a wicked sense of humor, and even incites jealousy from co-workers. She may not be as young as she used to be, but her slammin’ good looks have not disappeared.

Sofia Vergara

By Fidel Martinez at 2:22 PM.

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Thierry Henry Handball Video: Yes, It’s That Bad

By Fidel Martinez at 12:03 PM.

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All 32 spots for the World Cup 2010 have been decided, but what everyone is talking about is Thierry Henry’s handball during yesterday’s match between France and Ireland. If you haven’t seen the video, check it out.

Güeys Of The World: Brazilian Model Ana Carolina Dias Makes Us Want To Learn Portuguese

By Fidel Martinez at 9:55 AM.

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Orale güeys, check out these links from our homies. Today we feature a foxy lady from Brazil, George Carlin’s comedy from beyond the grave, fifteen blast-from-the-past TV moments, and cool footage of a basketball shot. Enjoy.

Three Things The New Batman Movie Should Do

By Fidel Martinez at 7:22 PM.

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Online speculation has it that Warner Bros. and director Christopher Nolan will announce in January details about making a third Batman movie together. If these rumors prove to be true, we have three recommendations that will make the next one the best superhero movie ever.

Video: Ramon Ayala Talks Of Humble Beginnings On Escandalo TV

By Fidel Martinez at 4:23 PM.

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For once, Escandalo TV has aired something worth watching. The show ran a clip today of Ramon Ayala, permanent member of our Mt. Rushmore of musicians, talking to Chicago radio station La Que Buena about his humble beginnings.

Happy 35th Birthday Chloe Sevigny!

By Fidel Martinez at 2:34 PM.

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Nothing else has made shooting smack and living a debaucherous life more attractive than Sevigny’s debut in the 1995 movie Kids. In our eyes, this girl can do no wrong. Happy birthday Chloe, and may you skank it up some more for years to come.

Chloe Sevigny

By Fidel Martinez at 2:33 PM.

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Science FTW! Doctors Might Have Found A “Female Viagra”

By Fidel Martinez on 18 November 2009, 2:12 PM.

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Fotopost: Tim Burton’s Nightmarish Creations Will Be A MoMA Exhibit

By Fidel Martinez at 12:19 PM.

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The man behind the movies Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands, and A Nightmare Before Christmas will have a retrospective exhibit at New York’s Museum of Modern Art starting November 22nd. Among the showings will be “Well Endowed”, featured above.

Seattle Man Thinks He’s A Ninja, Ends Up Impaling Self On Fence

By Fidel Martinez on 17 November 2009, 6:35 PM.

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Don’t Mess With Mexican Hackers

By Fidel Martinez at 6:02 PM.

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Earlier today, members of a group called “Ciber Protesta Mexicana” (CPM) hacked into 33 different Mexican internet sites. Among the targets were the homepages for the state of Colima and Michoacan. The content of the affected pages was changed to the following image.

Paola Durante Poses Nude for H Extremo

By Fidel Martinez at 4:08 PM.

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Paola Durante posed nude for the latest issue of H Extremo. She was detained and accusing of being involved in the murder of Mexican television host Paco Stanley, though she was later released. Check the pics.

Paola Durante In H Extremo

By Fidel Martinez at 4:06 PM.

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