At a benefit attended by Miss Universe President Paula Shugart, Guanabee publisher Daniel Mauser couldn’t resist asking for her comment regarding the revelation that Donald Trump hand-picks six of the fifteen finalists for the Miss Universe pageant.
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Fidel, I would like to welcome you to “the shit.” That’s what I call working for Guanabee, like in ‘Nam you know. Like when you were out in the jungle looking for charlie and you might get shot while “All Along The Watchtower” plays, and then you won’t ever see your ma’ back in Omaha again. Wait what were we talking about?
Oh yeah, welcome on board.
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Daniel is pretty hot. I make eyes at him in editorial meetings.
It’s true though that next to Carville he looks even better, because Carville looks like Cajun Skeletor. I think Daniel should just take him everywhere.
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Obama should bring the Castros and Diaz-Balarts together for a beer summit, only perhaps better a Rum Summit or Mojito Summit. Let’s have drink and hash it out, be-aches. It’s been to friggin’ long.
Know what I’m saying Alexita?
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I am in an active fight with my relatives over this shit. Like shouting and crying. Fuck we Cubans are stupid.
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Here is a story I heard from a friend who worked as a congressional aide in High School:
As we know Senator Kennedy was quite the ladies man, just like his brothers. This is no secret to anyone and he was notorious even as an old man for his love of the ladies.
My friend and one of her fellow aides was exiting the capitol when a limo pulls up on the curb in front of them. The chauffeur opens the door and inside is Teddy Kennedy and an ice bucket with two bottles of Crystal champagne.
“Would, you ladies like to join me for a drink? Perhaps some dinner?” Said Senator Kennedy in his Boston drawl.
“We’d love to Senator, but we are just 16.” Said my friend.
Teddy smiled and looked at them.
“Perhaps we can reschedule. Say in 5 years?”
The girls laughed and said goodbye, as Senator Kennedy drove off into the balmy Washington DC evening. This was 7 years ago when the senator was 70 FRIGGIN’ YEARS OLD!
NOW THAT is a man’s man.
RIP Teddy from a Cuban who loved you.
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